anyone: why are you so anxious???
me and my brain:
(via cutegarbage)
Louis Adrian, The General who Saved a Million Lives
from The History Guy: History Deserves to be Remembered
(Source: a-titty-ninja)
(Source: bob-belcher, via ruinedchildhood)
(Source: bob-belcher, via ruinedchildhood)
goblin food manifesto
- all roots, including potatoes, are goblin food
- mushrooms are goblin food too
- meat, especially dried meat or offal
- all junk food is goblin food
- macaroni cheese is goblin food even if you used fancy ass ingredients to make it. in fact all large helpings of pasta are goblin
- anything eaten at 3am is goblin food
- anything thrown out/slated to be thrown out becomes goblin food
- anything made from leftovers is DEFINITELY goblin food
- stolen food is goblin food, but only if you are unrepentant about stealing it. if you’re guilty it isn’t goblin.
(via cherryblossom-otaku)
